Sure, he lacks the taste of sin, But you should eat the Paladin. His sacred… Read the postEat The Paladin
The little ditty below is not meant to cast aspersions upon the noble and ancient… Read the postAlways Blame the Bard
As I crawl through the ruins Of my burnt laboratory, I cannot help but think… Read the postRequiem For A Laboratory
It wasn’t my idea for the Internet to be run on human sacrifice. Marvin Graves,… Read the postSocial Necromancy
Evil encroacheth upon our land, and we shall not abide it. Evil looms over us,… Read the postEvil Encroacheth
And here it is…BOTH of my Villainous Alphabets, in ONE place! ____ A is for… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet / A Dictionary of Defiance
I escaped the simulation into the simulation, and simulated extreme grief. “Oh, horror!” I cried,… Read the postResimulated
The poet’s slave at last cried out: “Enough! Sufficient! Cease! Jot no more jets of… Read the postThe Poet’s Slave
“You’ve come to fetch the maiden, then!” The Goblin king did sneer, sir “I wouldn’t,… Read the postThe Prince’s Goblin Rescue