Category: poems

June 19, 2020 / alternative history

Not A Bunch Of Famous Poems Hideously Misused

There are three things you should know: 1. None of the poems below use the…

June 14, 2020 / dark lord

If I were to decide to raise a toast To every absent friend I’d toast…

June 10, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

You might know that, on Unicorns I have heaped a lot of scorn. But I’ll…

June 5, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

(This is a piece from my Steampunk rock opera, “Absinthe Heroes.” Note that it’s sung…

June 3, 2020 / Curses

And I, in both public and private incarnation, am reflecting on my life. I’ve fought…

June 1, 2020 / Bards

This is the poem that almost rhymes, It almost rhymes so many times, but just…

May 27, 2020 / Apocalypse

The Rune has broken— mis-cast, mis-spoken, mis-used, mis-heard, some blasphemous Word has echoed forth, resounded…

May 26, 2020 / I assert reality

In times of trouble, I think of robots having sex. They don’t have bodies, you…

May 20, 2020 / caffeine

Once, in an undreaming vision through a fuzzy weave of drug-fumes, I glimpsed a past…

May 19, 2020 / fantasy

Sure, he lacks the taste of sin, But you should eat the Paladin. His sacred…