“Come To The Dark Side – We Have Uranium”

(This is a piece from my Steampunk rock opera, “Absinthe Heroes.” Note that it’s sung by two protagonists – Chastity, and Captain Adastra – and the antagonist, Dr. Antikythera. Note also that, as with much of my Steampunk writing, I’ve intentionally left in some parts which make sense in a 19th century setting, but in the 20th century, are designed to make you say, “Waaaaaait a minute…”)

Dr. Antikythera:

Come join with me
We have riches untold
Lovers so bold
Your breath will steam;

Glories on so very vast a scale
Your waking life will outsail
Your greatest of dreams!

It’s true, a few will perish in pain
But we’ll cherish the rain
That wipes away grief.

The riches of the world to be plucked;
Concubines to construct
A soothing relief.

Think of the civilization we’ll will
Our workings will fill
The sea, land and space!

Indeed, the very ether we’ll plumb
No Golden Age will come —
We’ll do better:

Uranium!
And lace!

Sure, some millions will be dead
And a few will be fed
To tyrannosaurs, on
The Solstice eve…

Ah, but some murder
Might take you further
And truly great things
You’ll–
Achieve!

Captain Adastra:

You must be mad
You must be mad
No-one could say that
If he were sane

Too much absinthe
Too much smoke
Somewhere your mind
Was stained

With something awful
Something dire
Some inhuman
Mire

Chastity:

You must be evil
You must be evil
Born without a soul

Like an ogre
Like a ghoul
Like a troglydite
Or troll

Some creature out
Of myth
Dark as pitch
And pith

Adastra and Chas:

But there’s a problem
There’s a problem
And it’s solid as a stone

If you’re mad
Or if you’re evil–

You are not alone

Adastra:

The world is mad
The world is mad
It’s mad, far as
I can tell

It’s human folly
To say “sane” or “mad”
As if it were some kind
Of spell

You can’t chain it up
With speech;
That’s past human reach.

Chastity:

Is there evil?
There is evil
You may be evil,
I admit

But you’re half evil
And half otherwise
And for I, too
That fits

I’d try you on
As ruler;
We’ve had crueler.

Adastra and Chastity:

You make an excellent proposition
Why should we give opposition?

Adastra:

I want to see the wonders come.

Chastity:

I want to hear the engines hum

Adastra:

It may be horrible, and then some–

Chastity:

But without risk, you’re a ghost.

Adastra:

I’ll take your hand; I’ll take your side.

Chastity:

Let’s try the things that none have tried.

Adastra:

I’ll do my damnedest, and with pride.

Chastity:

I’ll drink to that
An absinthe toast.

 

~Jeff Mach

 


 

My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and make stories come into being. I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal.

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