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Category: lich

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

“How The Hellfire Do I Become A Lich?” – an excerpt from the Dark Lord’s notes

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

February 4, 2026 / fantasy

Some Vaguely Racy Scifi/Fantasy Poetry About Mystical Creatures

I once loved a Nymph. Perhaps a Nymphet? 400 years old. One tiny regret. (But…

May 7, 2024 / dark lord

Pickup Lines For Insane Sorcerors

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

March 24, 2024 / (unginged)

9 Reasons To Become A Lich

“The price of Magic is Magic.” ~Barbara Hambly Are you tired of being a powerful…

July 30, 2022 / Dungeons & Dragons

Monster Manual Doggerel

Drow Never say to a Drow, man, “Don’t have a cow, man,” Because the Spider…