Category: food

January 30, 2022 / cookbook

Dulca NonDomestica: Because Everything Tastes Better In Latin

(Yes, it’s one of our recipes.) “I will NOT serve…breakfast. I won’t be up that…

October 7, 2021 / alcohol

Dearest Rum, I know what it’s like to be the Villain, my friend. Awful. And…

June 26, 2021 / food

It is little-known that I have been conducting experiments on certain specific cocktails. I wanted…

January 8, 2021 / food

Some of you might know my general opinion that, in the original Bond novels, there…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty from The Villainpunk Cookbook. We sometimes note a certain confusion over…

December 10, 2020 / dark lord

I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.…

September 3, 2020 / dark lord

I sing now the joys of the noble grape (I don’t know what joys, or…

May 20, 2020 / caffeine

Once, in an undreaming vision through a fuzzy weave of drug-fumes, I glimpsed a past…

March 17, 2020 / bacon

These are, as John Lennon said, “strange days, indeed!” So I thought I’d take a…