Category: Dark Lord Journal

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

“How The Hellfire Do I Become A Lich?” – an excerpt from the Dark Lord’s notes

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

January 23, 2026 / Dark Lord Journal

Just in case you’re out of touch with modern culture’s love of the brooding Undead,…

December 13, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

All right. I’ve now seen that “Inigo is a better swordsman that Wesley” meme go…

December 7, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

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April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

February 5, 2022 / (unginged)

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

August 15, 2021 / dark lord

-When everything’s made to be broken, open a china shop and charge people a thousand…

July 25, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

To merriment! to magic released! To science strange! To company sweet! To alcohol, caffeine, and…