Category: Dark Lord Journal

March 24, 2026 / And I Was Tired

More Advanced Reviews For Our Dwarf Fantasy Dark Lord Novel Once We Write It

“It has been my belief, my entire life, that what the world needed was a…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

January 23, 2026 / Dark Lord Journal

Just in case you’re out of touch with modern culture’s love of the brooding Undead,…

December 13, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

All right. I’ve now seen that “Inigo is a better swordsman that Wesley” meme go…

December 7, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

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April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

February 5, 2022 / (unginged)

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

August 15, 2021 / dark lord

-When everything’s made to be broken, open a china shop and charge people a thousand…