Some Of The Best Things About Writer’s Block

First off, do you have any idea how many people spend their lives wondering if their lives have meaning?

You don’t have to worry about that.

You can’t write. Your life has no meaning. You don’t have to worry or wonder!

It gets better! Enough really famous authors have had writer’s block that people believe it to be both real and torturous. Both of which, in fact, are quite true.

There are a LOT of kinds of depression. On the one hand, you may be afraid you will never write or create anything.

Which would be the worst thing in life.

On the other hand…something worse could happen. In theory. And THIS pain will reduce how bad the worst thing feels, relative to what you’re feeling now.

As a friend of mine said, “I like to keep it positive”.

Other positives of writer’s block, if you stop drinking alcohol for a few days, you can afford a single malt when life gets better.

I’m told.

Writer’s block has never made ME in danger of taking my own life. I’m certain I won’t be able to figure out how to do it.

Writer’s block is a certain kind of freedom. You wake up with writer’s block, and even though you know this means your day will have meeting, you can still have a bagel.

Depending on where you live.

Writer’s Block is a good time to learn to be a lawyer or a surgeon, because you might as well do SOMETHING with the next several years.

Oh. Did we mention there’s a new strain of writer’s block that last’s half a decade? It’s got these cool details like….like..like,,,

,,,we’ll get back to you on that.

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