The Explanation

But I am normal.

I drive a Datsun and dream of starships, is that weird?

I see iguanas and imagine shen-lung, is that strange?

I’d rather navigate the cosmos than the New Jersey Turnpike–who wouldn’t?

Can I help it if I take matters in my own hands?

Is it my fault that the dimensional rift caused by the short-term effects of my FTL drive during that unforeseen instance of time displacement just happened to unlock the psychic gates to a world of leviathans, gnomes, and drunken thunder lizards?

It could’ve happened to anybody.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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