Jeff Mach Writes

December 4, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

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In Dungeons dark and dangerous, Living by the sword, Sometimes, seeking treasure DEATH is your…

December 3, 2025 / Bards

I am a Dragon. I deserve respect. Not Dragonsbane and knights. It’s true that by…

December 1, 2025 / Dwarven

An authorial note on a Book You Have Not Yet Read, But I Decided That…

November 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

With the Green Man, never gamble Lest you want a mind of bramble. Forests can…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2025 / (ginged)

Part Primus: Once, there was a great Dwarf sculptor whose name was Finn. Finn’s talents…

November 15, 2025 / Fantasy Poetry

I have far too many pieces labeled “Dungeon Doggerel”. I’m ashamed of all of them.…

November 10, 2025 / Dwarven

I. P’tah said unto the Niðr, whom some called ‘Dwarves’: “Create.” They said: “Gladly. That…

November 9, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Gary said, “Make an owlbear!” Robert said: “Silly!” Gary:” Don’t care!” TheOwlbear is prehistoric If…

November 2, 2025 / Dwarven

“I grant you,” she said, slowly, “this. Outside of the Governance which we shall mutually…