Jeff Mach Writes

May 13, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

13 Ogre Rules For Life

13. Rules are for puny, tiny, insignificant, smushy little annoy-creatures. Rules are for other…

May 11, 2024 / Gods

Once upon a time there was a Fairy who attempted to visit Hackensack, but ended…

May 10, 2024 / I assert reality

This is the famous tale of that young fellow, the lupine-screaming little gent, and what,…

May 9, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I surely hope that it’s a sin, How much I hate the Paladin. Hate something…

May 8, 2024 / Bestiary

The monster known as “Deadly Pudding” Is a good example of “They did so much…

May 7, 2024 / dark lord

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

May 6, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Mind Flayers, aka “Iithids” Are detrimental to your lids. They’re not optimal for your thoughts…

May 4, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Hello! Do YOU want to be part of a vast army of Dark Lords? Well,…

May 2, 2024 / Bestiary

I’ve always loved the Underdark, although I don’t think you need to know anything about…

May 1, 2024 / Golem

Did I stay up late one night thinking of pickup lines for Stone Golems? ….maybe.…