Jeff Mach Writes

April 6, 2020 / barbarians

Rognoth and Spiderion

I‘m writing my third fiction book! It’s a guide to some of the worst tropes…

April 4, 2020 / I assert reality

This is a tale, not about any current events, but about the importance of a…

April 3, 2020 / fantasy

Herein is the Most Prestigious and un-Illuminated Roster of the Thieves Guild of the Nameless…

March 30, 2020 / Curses

Once upon a time, there were three brothers, and the second brother was screwed. Fairytales…

March 29, 2020 / faeries

“There once was an unlucky man, who sought the Fae. And found them.” -the opening…

March 28, 2020 / Curses

(This is standalone, but if you want, it definitely follows the events of “The Twice-Cursed…

March 27, 2020 / Curses

I. Once there was a blithering fool (A pawn, a cat’s-paw, a Wizard’s tool) Who…

March 26, 2020 / fantasy

“Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible!” -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,…

March 25, 2020 / Apocalypse

Dear Humans, Please stop calling your current situation the Apocalypse. Don’t get Us wrong. Whenever…

March 24, 2020 / I assert reality

[If you haven’t seen The Matrix, that’s okay. If you live in an alternate world…