Jeff Mach Writes

September 3, 2020 / I assert reality

Time-Teller

There is a tale older than Time, and I’d tell it to you, only Time…

September 2, 2020 / I assert reality

They said, “Never lose that sense of humor,” so I never lost it, I held…

September 1, 2020 / Chosen Ones

Yes, it’s an excerpt from my novel, “I HATE Your Prophecy” – but it’s also…

August 28, 2020 / evil expo

There’s a simple goal I have for every Jeff Mach Event: I make weekend-long homes for…

August 25, 2020 / alternative history

Memories are like ghosts—there’s one in the room right now because 50 years ago, somebody…

August 23, 2020 / Apocalypse

We weren’t always Villains, you know. Some of us thought we were Heroes. We thought…

August 22, 2020 / dark lord

We, the terrible, the awesomely awful, the distinctively despicable, the spectacularly spectral, the monstrous, we,…

August 20, 2020 / (unginged)

(For the #HowToBeOrc campaign by Orcgirl – and, of course, for anyone who enjoys l’amour…

August 19, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

My name is Jeff Mach. In 2018, I was canceled, under allegations of absolutely horrifying…

August 17, 2020 / I assert reality

Yes, you’ll probably be buried alive at some point. This is particularly unpleasant for those…