Jeff Mach Writes

March 26, 2020 / fantasy

Oysterous Madness

“Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible!” -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,…

March 25, 2020 / Apocalypse

Dear Humans, Please stop calling your current situation the Apocalypse. Don’t get Us wrong. Whenever…

March 24, 2020 / I assert reality

[If you haven’t seen The Matrix, that’s okay. If you live in an alternate world…

March 23, 2020 / I assert reality

You are, without doubt, perfectly well aware that Experts Who Know These Things have shown,…

March 22, 2020 / Druids

This is a standalone story (as all of my stories tend to be). It’s part…

March 21, 2020 / I assert reality

This is how the world ends: no bang, no whimper, no end. This is how…

March 20, 2020 / imaginary review

(An Imaginary Review.) Ah, the 1970s, when the unprofitable and idealistic hippie cultures had collapsed…

March 19, 2020 / I assert reality

There was a crooked poem, More crooked than you’d think, which inspired those who read…

March 18, 2020 / imaginary review

(An Imaginary Review by The Dark Lord.) Students of the films of the 1920s and…

March 17, 2020 / bacon

These are, as John Lennon said, “strange days, indeed!” So I thought I’d take a…