Jeff Mach Writes

April 28, 2021 / evil expo

On Eating Other Attendees

TO: All attendees of Evil Expo FROM: Certain unspecified but deeply important persons within The…

April 27, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

A Brief Memorandum On Ruling The Known Universe Through The Use Of Memoranda Whenever…

April 25, 2021 / (unginged)

Dragons are delicious, and it’s a problem. The Kingdom had already been gripped by a…

April 24, 2021 / Curses

They told us everything was a story, and who were we to disbelieve? Stories make…

April 23, 2021 / peculiar

A – Airships are bright and gilt, Their brass never corroding And I always like…

April 15, 2021 / dark lord

I bet you’re thinking, “If the Dark Lord is doing a strange Steampunk alphabet in…

April 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(In this standalone little precursor to our protagonist’s analysis of the assorted benefits of sorcery,…

April 6, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

For in an inappropriately long amount of time, he truly believed that Magic was, in…

April 2, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Xarbinoth has been a guest poster for over…um…one time so far, and counting. “Never send…

March 31, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Things I promise not to invite me over to your place with your boyfriend. (a)…