Jeff Mach Writes

July 24, 2020 / dystopia

A Guide To Day-Drinking In 2020

(Note: While, near the end of my marriage, I found myself matching my husband drink-for-drink…

July 21, 2020 / dark lord

Gather ‘round, ye fine citizens, and if someone would but refill my mug of ale……

July 20, 2020 / I assert reality

[NOTE: This is definitely definitely a serious essay and not a snarky bit of Villainpunk…

July 19, 2020 / Cyberpunk

This piece of fiction is certainly not inspired by Robert Anton Wilson’s book, “Everything Is…

July 17, 2020 / Curses

Once there was a Mermaid who became the slave of a Fisherman; or perhaps, it…

July 16, 2020 / I Despise Your Prophecy

99.9% of the things I post here are standalone, and should work without other context,…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

We understand. It can be a strange, painful, weird, backstabby world out there. We’re Villainpunks;…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

Pardon us, Earthlings, but we could help but notice that a large number of you…

July 12, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

I couldn’t write this story forever and ever. Because there’s a simple truth: life is…

July 11, 2020 / Apocalypse

It’s days like this that you know you should put some time into preparing for…