Jeff Mach Writes

May 31, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Carnie Heart

I tried to run away to join the Circus, with no real idea of what…

May 29, 2021 / circuspank

Why is there a little French restaurant at the Circus? Everything else is so ecstatically…

May 27, 2021 / circus

there. Right there, under-inside the wind, there’s that hintlet of the very best Autumn, the…

May 26, 2021 / alternative history

…but there is Champagne, always Champagne, even in the leanest times, someone, somewhere, has a…

May 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Oh, no. Is it heroes you seek? Then find the one who are wholly on…

May 23, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Cthulhu Low Carb Blueberry Pie by “The Recipe For You”, commissioned by The Dark Lord.…

May 21, 2021 / alternative history

As I am an ancient creature from the Before Times, I had my first marketing…

May 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

L – Llamas rhyme beautifully with “pyjamas”. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with “pyjamas”. M – Megaladons…

May 20, 2021 / The Sith

This is a response to The Stupendous Wave’s video, Why Darth Sidious Is So Powerful…

May 19, 2021 / I assert reality

In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.” ____…