Jeff Mach Writes

September 5, 2024 / And I Was Tired

7 Things Not To Say To The Aliens Bringing You Messages Of Peace And Spiritual Enlightenment

7. “Oh, SICK, this thing is GLOWING! When’s it going to explode?” 6. “I have…

July 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…

July 18, 2024 / Bestiary

Behold the annoying Amplifear Trust thou neither eye nor ear It will mimic familiar senses…

July 12, 2024 / Bestiary

The creepsome Bog Stalker Ain’t much of a talker But what it lacks in loquaciousness,…

July 9, 2024 / Bestiary

The Princess said, “Daddy, I want a pony.” The King obligingly got her an Oni.…

July 6, 2024 / Dwarven

Once there was a Dwarf named Snorri who was very unusual. When other Dwarves were…

July 4, 2024 / Dwarven

In lands above, we Dwarves do well With sweat and labor of our hands Our…

July 3, 2024 / And I Was Tired

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…

June 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of…

June 27, 2024 / Dwarven

We chest our mines with boughs of wood With what we cannot carve from stone…