A Note From Jeff Mach: These are a bunch of highly ridiculous little science fiction… Read the postRidiculous Little Fantasy and Science Fiction Poems
“I really am terribly sorry about this,” said the Senior Dryad, Noma. Dwarves are not… Read the postThe Dwarvish Ambassador and the Dryads of Pan
They might be mean They might be faulty Those damn Elves Might be downright salty.… Read the postElves Are Shiny
The good news is, Sam was neither roasted nor eaten, AND the remaining talking pigs… Read the postThe Dwarven Ambassador Fails With Dragons
Cedric the Knight went forth to fight the Dragon and rescue the Princess. The Princess… Read the postTwo Short Cynical Dragon Tales
Once upon a time there was a fairytale which hid under the covers, trying to… Read the postThe Lazy Fairytale And Its Results
I. Dwarven battle philosophy in Sam’s era looks something like this: We live in caves.… Read the postOn Dwarven Combat & Governance
I uploaded my consciousness, and (If I’m being real) Misinformation’s a banquest, and every day’s… Read the postWashing That Brain
I left my Holocron In Albion Now Merlin’s a Sith And Excaliber’s a myth. ***… Read the postSilly Scifi / Fantasy Poems: The Revenge of The Revenge
It goes without saying that, though We have been exiled to this hellish and unspeakable… Read the postA Dark Lord’s Guide To Excellent Relations Between The Various Magical Species