Category: Jeff’s Writing

August 19, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Reports of Jeff Mach’s Death

My name is Jeff Mach. In 2018, I was canceled, under allegations of absolutely horrifying…

August 17, 2020 / I assert reality

Yes, you’ll probably be buried alive at some point. This is particularly unpleasant for those…

August 15, 2020 / dark lord

I would like to assure you that all of these are TOTALLY 100% real reviews…

August 13, 2020 / dark lord

Never, ever, ever upon a time, there was no kingdom at all, no magic, no…

August 12, 2020 / dark lord

Yes, I am directly responding to an action taken in the roleplaying game world. Any…

August 11, 2020 / alternative history

For those involved: Obviously, while there is a real company called “Fiverr”, this couldn’t possibly…

August 10, 2020 / Curses

Once there was a Paladin—a paradigm, an example, a Hero—who sought a single object of…

August 8, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

(From Absinthe Heroes, my rock opera. The Mayor is a Lovecraftian cultist, perpetually frustrated that…

August 5, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Once, there was a horrifying dystopia which gave people what they wanted. Don’t get me…

August 3, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

We live in our way under the ground in dirt No ears to hear sound,…