Category: Jeff’s Writing

March 30, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Absinthe Country Song

If Steampunk has Chap-Hop, can’t Villainpunk have Absinthe Country? Of course it can. ___ Just…

March 25, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Everyone dies from a broken heart; everyone. Everyone. What makes it worse (does it get…

March 20, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Do you remember when things were good, the world was simple, and life was easy?…

March 10, 2021 / dystopia

Winston rubbed his presumably-broken toe and moodily contemplated the bottle of something-like-bourbon which sprawled in…

March 6, 2021 / dark lord

The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one…

March 6, 2021 / alternative history

“Would you kindly hand me a large hunk of meat which has been, for no…

February 23, 2021 / dark lord

there are no ghosts within the wall, no spectral things who walk each hall, whose…

February 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

There is no actual “worst thing you could possibly do” to your enemies; even Dante…

February 17, 2021 / (ginged)

There was once a Princess who kicked up an awful ruckus every mealtime. Now, in…

February 12, 2021 / alternative history

2025 update: It’s been a long road. Find out more at jeffmach.com. (We almost never…