Category: Jeff’s Writing

May 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

A Vicious Little Steampunk Alphabet – L-Q

L – Llamas rhyme beautifully with “pyjamas”. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with “pyjamas”. M – Megaladons…

May 19, 2021 / I assert reality

In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.” ____…

May 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

There is no bar at the Circus. Circuses have been family friendly since they…

May 9, 2021 / alternative history

THE TERRIBLE OATH We know there are certain persons for whom nothing can be a…

April 27, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

A Brief Memorandum On Ruling The Known Universe Through The Use Of Memoranda Whenever…

April 15, 2021 / dark lord

I bet you’re thinking, “If the Dark Lord is doing a strange Steampunk alphabet in…

April 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(In this standalone little precursor to our protagonist’s analysis of the assorted benefits of sorcery,…

April 6, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

For in an inappropriately long amount of time, he truly believed that Magic was, in…

April 2, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Xarbinoth has been a guest poster for over…um…one time so far, and counting. “Never send…

March 31, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Things I promise not to invite me over to your place with your boyfriend. (a)…