The Smallest Person In The World

The Smallest Person In The World

is secretly not upset that you can’t see her.
is secretly not annoyed that your default is not knowing she only
fractionally exists,

doesn’t mind
any short joke ever.

The smallest person in the world
is Seven Wonders in one fun-sized kit,
is what a dollhouse would aspire to house,

if only she were taller,’

couldn’t get a job
selling electron microscopes,
because instead of buying the nice shiny gear,

people would be busy saying,
“whoah, nobody’s that small.”

The World’s Smallest Person

appreciates your presence;

feel free to hang out;

live largely,
in comparison.

Jeff Mach Written by:

Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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