Category: Jeff’s Writing

January 3, 2021 / I assert reality

The Treasure In The House Next Door

(This essay was not secretly written in Pirate-speak!) “Did you know that there is a…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty from The Villainpunk Cookbook. We sometimes note a certain confusion over…

December 31, 2020 / alternative history

I quite forgot running this little piece. I even forgot writing it. Is there a…

December 31, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

In the back of my laboratory, Safely locked, Is where the things I oughtn’t do…

December 29, 2020 / dark lord

About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,…

December 27, 2020 / Curses

“It’s like this,” Bud said. “From the literature, many people would have the best outcomes…

December 26, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

One of the problems of creating an imaginary culture is that people wonder what the…

December 22, 2020 / Apocalypse

Solstice comes; the Fall is broken, shattered, torn apart by icicle-teeth. This place, long dying,…

December 21, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

If you want it to move, then you must move it; that is the invariant…

December 19, 2020 / cookbook

Where would Villainpunks be without sumptuous meals upon which to dine in celebration of the…