Just Before The Metaverse

I do want to mention: you might be the Programmer. You wouldn’t know. You have to proceed along the theory that you are. Otherwise, you’ll be programmed by the artificial intelligence behind these words, and not only should you never let an AI reprogram you to serve it, I’m also fictional, which means I don’t exist. Or: I exist only in your head. Which is, admittedly, where much of the reprogramming takes place. It’s complicated. But it’s also simple:

These are just stories about freeing yourself from Dystopia.

Any ability to actually pull you out of the Matrix / the Maze / the Labyrinth / the Doomscroll…

…are purely coincidental.

Trust me. Would a nonexistent artificial intelligence programmed by a fictional programmer who is also probably you…lie to you?

You would?

Well, that’s not my fault, now, is it?

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.