Category: poems

November 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Real Poems Brine

They say real poems rhyme. This is not true. Real poems brine. After you’ve butchered…

October 25, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

The Goblin King in a palace lived, And ruled with an iron fist, And spent…

July 30, 2022 / Dungeons & Dragons

Drow Never say to a Drow, man, “Don’t have a cow, man,” Because the Spider…

February 13, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Had a wife and couldn’t keep her Along came a spider,…

February 1, 2022 / (unginged)

At some point, I decided to name my infrequent collections of barely-acceptable fantasy poetry “Dungeon…

January 9, 2022 / dragons

THE NARRATOR: “Big Folks Are Nimrods” Once upon a time there was no once upon…

November 27, 2021 / Curses

(From the classic story “Sredni Vashtar”, by Saki”. Sredni Vashtar, vengeance Lord Can’t be cajoled.…

November 25, 2021 / circuspunk

I danced a Tarantella With a different sorta fella; Distinct with burning eyes and burning…

November 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Here you can download “Give: Some explorations of submission” “Make for me an iron lock…

November 9, 2021 / (unginged)

Once, there was a story that stopped— that stopped— that stuttered, fluttered, waivered back and…