(as told by the Dark Lord) It so happened that there existed certain people who… Read the postThe Parable of the Sweet Tea
We all lived in a yellow submarine; really, it was rather ochre in color, but… Read the postYellow Submarination
When I was younger, I wanted the same things out of love as everyone else:… Read the post5 Reasons To Date The Monster In Your Closet
Once upon a time, a really bad thing happened. Actually, that’s not quite true. Many… Read the postChrononautical Consequences
Weird vibes in a vial She holds in both hands the next-to-last thought of Alex… Read the postWeird Vibes In A Vial
Once there was an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters (and… Read the postInfinitely Forgotten Monkeys
Once upon a time, very, very long ago, and very far away, but real, truly… Read the postThe Reaver of Socks
This is not from my new book, “I Hate Your Time Machine“, although it’s certainly… Read the postTen Reasons I HATE Time Travel
[This is one of my absolute favorite stories from “I Hate Your Time Machine“. This… Read the postThe Abundantly Chosen
Yes, it’s another piece from the new book, “I Hate Your Time Machine”. This story… Read the postThe Slave Brain