Category: Magic

February 6, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

On The Celibacy Of Magicians

If there’s one thing my crew relies in, It’s the high quality of this here…

April 13, 2024 / humoresque

13. Snow White and the 7 Hard-Drinkin’, Hard-Smokin’, Extremely Masculine Gay Dudes On A 1970s…

April 10, 2024 / (unginged)

Rod of Blunders Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To…

March 9, 2022 / alternative history

We’re all familiar with the prevalence of fake Necronomicons. Indeed, if anything, it’s quite rare…

July 17, 2021 / I assert reality

Dear Diary, The house is very quiet now, with nothing but the peaceful noises…

December 27, 2020 / Curses

“It’s like this,” Bud said. “From the literature, many people would have the best outcomes…

October 24, 2020 / alternative history

Once there was a tiiiiiiiiiiiiny little Dragon, who was ever-so-excited! She woke up and streeeeetched…

September 23, 2020 / (unginged)

7. They feared me; so when they defeated me, their Gods split my soul into…

August 10, 2020 / Curses

Once there was a Paladin—a paradigm, an example, a Hero—who sought a single object of…

June 8, 2020 / Chosen Ones

[This is a standalone story. It’s a bit of a cheat, in that it intentionally…