Category: Lovecraft

January 16, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Seven Things You Can Do To Make The Rise Of Cthulhu Slightly Less Pleasant For Him

Here now! It’s okay! It’s okay! You’re from that OTHER cult, aren’t you? The one…

January 2, 2026 / humoresque

I’ve refused to be anybody’d pawn I’ve written my own Necronomicon Invisible demons, I’d rather…

November 16, 2024 / And I Was Tired

(All rise.) HIGH PRIEST: “Great Yog-Sothoth, dip is into the unholy icing of Your disapproval…

June 9, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Azathoth spans the Universe; Azathoth is the Universe; there is no Universe, but there is…

May 26, 2024 / Lovecraft

13. It is a base canard that one cannot study The Necronomicon and retain some…

November 7, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Rule 43 Proved true for me, regrettably, regrettably, I won’t describe it (compassionately) trust me,…

August 31, 2022 / Demons

It’s said that the author of the Necronomicon was devoured in broad daylight by invisible…

March 9, 2022 / alternative history

We’re all familiar with the prevalence of fake Necronomicons. Indeed, if anything, it’s quite rare…

February 23, 2021 / dark lord

there are no ghosts within the wall, no spectral things who walk each hall, whose…

October 21, 2020 / alternative history

This is not an easy thought to pen. But in these highly politicized times, I…