Category: I assert reality

May 21, 2021 / alternative history

An Honest Universal Public Announcement

As I am an ancient creature from the Before Times, I had my first marketing…

May 19, 2021 / I assert reality

In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.” ____…

May 9, 2021 / alternative history

THE TERRIBLE OATH We know there are certain persons for whom nothing can be a…

May 7, 2021 / alternative history

and now it is nighttime, eventide, when we put the Circus to sleep – as…

May 4, 2021 / circus

Friends, if our cotton candy seems just a little bit special, don’t blame yourselves. It…

May 3, 2021 / alternative history

OUTCAST THERE? AT HOME HERE. The Circus Figmental! The Circus Figmental Anything but regimental! Not…

April 24, 2021 / Curses

They told us everything was a story, and who were we to disbelieve? Stories make…

April 15, 2021 / dark lord

I bet you’re thinking, “If the Dark Lord is doing a strange Steampunk alphabet in…

March 6, 2021 / dark lord

The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one…

February 24, 2021 / dark lord

This is the story of a Princess who had no story. This is the tale…