Category: food

January 4, 2026 / (unginged)

Soylent Green Is Delicious, Environmentally-Friendly, Ethically-Sourced Plant Protein. Honest.

SPOILER ALERT: If you’re not familiar with the movie “Soylent Green” (or Harry Harrison’s original…

December 6, 2025 / food

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…

April 17, 2024 / food

Why are there modern day, blanket objections to cannibalism? It surely can’t be because it’s…

June 26, 2021 / food

It is little-known that I have been conducting experiments on certain specific cocktails. I wanted…

January 8, 2021 / food

Some of you might know my general opinion that, in the original Bond novels, there…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty from The Villainpunk Cookbook. We sometimes note a certain confusion over…

December 10, 2020 / dark lord

I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.…

September 3, 2020 / dark lord

I sing now the joys of the noble grape (I don’t know what joys, or…