Category: fantasy

April 5, 2026 / fantasy

Pickup Lines For Goblins

Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…

March 8, 2026 / And I Was Tired

The third spell (not that everything within is a ‘spell) inside the Necronomicon is a…

March 3, 2026 / Elves

A biologist named Lamarck believed that animals evolve towards what they desire, that, for example,…

February 26, 2026 / (unginged)

Magic mirrors are technically immortal; but since the few artisans who can make them tend…

February 24, 2026 / Bards

To the fortunate recipient of this missive: Congratulations! Your son/daughter/wife/husband/relative/pal is a hero!…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

February 22, 2026 / fantasy

It’s the most over-the-top Tiki bar in the Underdark. Black-lava walls dripping with neon-pink and…

February 20, 2026 / fantasy

If there’s one thing each of my skulls relies in, It’s the high quality of…

February 18, 2026 / dark lord

“…quite clever, really, in concept. It takes a good decade for a single Wizard to…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…