Category: Dungeons & Dragons

December 4, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

you should talk to your internet provider about that mimic problem

In Dungeons dark and dangerous, Living by the sword, Sometimes, seeking treasure DEATH is your…

November 9, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Gary said, “Make an owlbear!” Robert said: “Silly!” Gary:” Don’t care!” TheOwlbear is prehistoric If…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

April 13, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Shambling Mound The happiest moments I have found Were being engulfed by a Shambling Mound.…

December 26, 2024 / Dungeons & Dragons

To my Doggerel, i bid you welcome: May it be as little fun to read…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

June 8, 2024 / Bestiary

I felt a bit like a rube or a townie The first time someone told…

June 5, 2024 / Bestiary

You ought to meet the Chaos Beast; Of predictable monsters, this one’s the least. Your…

June 2, 2024 / Dungeons & Dragons

The figure in the corner never looked up from the drink. This was not considered…

May 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Of all the beasts which, if they’re lost, please don’t put out a tracer Approximately…