Awakened Shrub
The Awakened Shrub, the Manual states
Is a Shrub that some crazed Wizard creates
The Wizard lets the plant leave the ground
And move itself, and emit sound.
(Do sleeping shrubs, by logical extension
Experience a logical declension?
Is there relatively dormant state?
Or do they run ’round seeking a mate?)
Now if I were that shrub, I’d need a mender
‘Cause the first thing I’d do is find a blender
And five minutes after entering life’s movie
I’d see if life was better as a smoothie.
Abominable Yeti
The Yeti’s career
Is full of pauses
They spend three months of the year
As mall Santa Clauses.
The Black Dragon
The Black Dragon’s evil
Disgusts and befouls me
But I admit the acid
Is better than Owlsley.
Natal Nonsense
Some babies are brought
By messengers storkish,
And if they’re green,
We know that they’re Orcish.
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“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again
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