“Why is it, when they speak of the history of the City of Blood, no-one talks about how brilliantly those of the Upper City could draw a single drop of sanguinary fluid with a 4′ singletail made from the leather of a mutant warthog. Revisionist history!”
“Every drink you let me buy you, the bartender donates a dollar to Lizard Marsh’s ecological preservations.”
“Just as the natural soil on the north bank of the Chionthar requires extraordinary ingenuity to produce results, so too, for reasons which will become apparent later, do I have skills many other men lack.”
“You’re welcome to negotiate for my virtue; but I’ll mention that I left negotiating at the river harbor because I was getting too MUCH resentment from the other merchants.”
“Are you here slumming from the Upper City, or are you just so beautiful you make any dress look expensive?”
“How in the world are you a barmaid here when you could make a fortunate working the corners on Citadel?”
“I moved to a City with this much rain and fog because I wanted somewhere wetter than I am. Care for a challenge?”
“Do you know where I could find some Hobbit-Weed? The Stoner’s Needle was far more disappointing than I had expected.”
“Could the forces of the Nine Hells drag me away from you? Yes. Yes, they could. But if there were only six, they’d be in trouble!
“I’d call the Watch, because you just stole my heart, but you also stole my lungs and I have no breath. Clever move!”
“Wanna go skinny dipping in the cisterns beneath the Temples District?”
“Like this City, I do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, past crimes, origins, or nipple sensitivity. Usually.”
“Girl, you’re like Highharvestide when you’re so drunk you know you’re going to throw up, but about two minutes before it actually happens, so you’re still feeling good.”
“Ever made love in the Warlock’s Crypt? I hear Lich Larloch is a serious voyeur.”
“Can I interest you in some Returning Day across my personal Trackless Sea?”
“Word of advice: there are many fascinating techniques out there, and Flaming Fist is NOT one of them.”
“If I won you in Tymora’s Lady’s Hall, I’d have my throat slit and have you stolen out from under me in less than an hour. Can I buy you a drink?”
“Ahhh, you weren’t aware of THAT particular kind of equipment made by Gond’s High House of Wonders?”
*whispered* “How much for you to call me “Balduran”?
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