Said the Witch to her Ursine Companion:
“You can be direct. I don’t care.”
Said the other, “Thank you. I worry.
I don’t want to overbear.”
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A Gelatinous Cube! Scary and bold!
…somebody fetch my Jello mold.
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If your captors are Raptors, beware:
Though you see the one over here,
You don’t see the one over there.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH–
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Oh, Mind Flayer, Mind Flayer, Flayer of Minds
Overly dominant
But with great behinds.
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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal. I put on events; check out, say, our Steampunk Halloween Show in the Catskills of New York.
