The Religion of the Dwarves

Benrak, Forefather, Forebear, Predecessor, Creator, Antecessor, and First Mover of Dwarves, did spend much time with pick and shovel, transcribing, in detail, his Testament.

It was:

“DIG.”

Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, and Gnomes often ask why the Testament is so short.

Benrak, if he were inclined to take time off from digging, would ask why other testaments contained so much that was redundant. “Is it ornamental?” he would ask. “I do understand the purpose of ornament.”

(the end.)

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.