Once upon a time, in the Fluffy Kingdom, there was a vast Serpent, who arrived amidst a crack of thunder and the thunder of invisible trumpets. Dragon all made out of sparkles, glitter, and pillows! He was the most adorable thing in the entire magical sky.
The sparkles got into machinery, destroying it. The glitter got into the food supply and no-one could eat. Dragons are apex predators and they don’t like competition.
There was a Manticore, but he died. There was a Beholder, but she died.
As for the Dragon? The Dragon tended to run up to you in its cute, cuddly way and smother you to death. That’s what the pillows are for.
So it goes.
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The easiest way for you to evade capture
Is to be eaten by a raptor
Your future is stark
In Jurassic Park.
Come be a voyeur;
Watch them eat our lawyer!
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The glamor! The Glitz!
This Iron Maiden fits.
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See us at Catskills Halloween!
Try reading An Ode To The End Of The World — Jeff Mach Writes
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