No-one is suggesting you read Pickup Lines For Insane Sorcerors. Goblin Pickup Lines...or Pickup Lines For Hobbits.
Especially not that last one.
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“Hey, let’s go out for a drink. I know a place where the bartender makes a cocktail that’s like having a black pyramid dropped on your head.”
“I think the Eye of Ra is winking at me.”
“Atlantis was destroyed in a night and a day. I have a similar ambition.”
“I’ve got a coupon for three free nights at the Tower of Eternal Wisdom which, I happen to know, is dedicated to Poseidon and therefore has both a waterbed AND a hot tub.”
“We are the keepers of incredibly ancient knowledge few humans possess. I’ll trade you for some Scotch.”
“Can I interest you in spending some intimate time with the Pillars of Hercules?”
“Poseidon built Atlantis for the woman he loved. I’ll buy you a hamburger. It’s not a bad deal, comparatively.”
“Was your father a thief? Because he stole the orichalcum from the Great Vault and put it glittering in your hypnotic, weirdly-maroon eyes.”
“Hey, I’ve got access to that giant sonic generator used to lift the capstone. Have you ever made love seven hundred feet in the air? It’s a unique experience, especially for anyone below you.”
“If you’re into bondage, I just wanted to mention that I have an entire set of mummy wrappings in my storeroom.”
“Can I interest you in a bottle of octuple-purified potato vodka wrapped in wheat-straw and offered in sacrifice to Delos?”
“Have you ever done a shot off the belly of an Easter Island Moa?”
“This drink is one-third Gilgamesh, one-third Tiamat, and one-third blackstrap rum. If we’re not dating after we drink it, we need to dedicate our lives to the Chaos Gods.”
“Are you a 108-foot tall statue intended for worship, or do you just have really great eyes?”
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