Jeff Mach Writes

September 9, 2020 / dark lord

Villainpunk Is Cheating

Villainpunk is cheating, of course. Surely you wouldn’t expect anything less from a monster? Villainpunk…

September 6, 2020 / I assert reality

Once upon a time, there was a conjuror who fell in love with a trick…

September 5, 2020 / evil expo

As a person who runs the world’s largest Villainpunk event, I am an expert in con preparation. In fact,…

September 3, 2020 / dark lord

I sing now the joys of the noble grape (I don’t know what joys, or…

September 3, 2020 / I assert reality

There is a tale older than Time, and I’d tell it to you, only Time…

September 2, 2020 / I assert reality

They said, “Never lose that sense of humor,” so I never lost it, I held…

September 1, 2020 / Chosen Ones

Yes, it’s an excerpt from my novel, “I HATE Your Prophecy” – but it’s also…

August 28, 2020 / evil expo

There’s a simple goal I have for every Jeff Mach Event: I make weekend-long homes for…

August 25, 2020 / alternative history

Memories are like ghosts—there’s one in the room right now because 50 years ago, somebody…

August 23, 2020 / Apocalypse

We weren’t always Villains, you know. Some of us thought we were Heroes. We thought…