Jeff Mach Writes

December 19, 2020 / cookbook

Introduction To “The Villainpunk’s Cookbook”

Where would Villainpunks be without sumptuous meals upon which to dine in celebration of the…

December 18, 2020 / dark lord

Once, there was a small Death Star. Perhaps it wasn’t small compared to a Tie…

December 17, 2020 / hunter

In strange and ugly parts of my mind, not even dark corners but pieces which…

December 16, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Tonight’s little bit of doggerel is dedicated to the Mad Scientists of the world: Famous…

December 14, 2020 / dark lord

(This is a standalone piece of my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) The Dark Lord…

December 14, 2020 / recipe

(From “How To Cook Forty Humans”, our upcoming Villainpunk cookbook.) Tongue is an ordinary part…

December 12, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

This recipe will serve….it will serve, let’s just put it that way. Ribs. A…

December 10, 2020 / dark lord

I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.…

December 10, 2020 / recipe

Cutpurse’s Purses (From the “Total Decadence” section of “The Villainpunk Cookbook“.) “’Oliver Twist’ is the…

December 8, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Krampus and Kringle, two peas in a pod One spares the child, one spoils the…