We understand. It can be a strange, painful, weird, backstabby world out there. We’re Villainpunks;… Read the postFrenemy Nation
Pardon us, Earthlings, but we could help but notice that a large number of you… Read the postThe Paths of Doom and Despair
I couldn’t write this story forever and ever. Because there’s a simple truth: life is… Read the postNo More Dog
It’s days like this that you know you should put some time into preparing for… Read the postZombiepocalypse Strategy
Once upon a time, there was a storyteller who loved to start with “once upon… Read the postA Particularly Harmless Fairy Tale
I’m hard to love, I think. And if I remember the mythical beings I dated… Read the postDating the Mythical
Once there was a story that stopped before it began, but you could not help… Read the postA Stolen Story
This is the song that never ends Much as we dearly wish it would. Like… Read the postThe Unending Song
One of the challenges of knowing the Secret History of the World is that it… Read the postFirework Defense
(If you’re reading the raw version, transcribed by voice to text before I edit it,… Read the postThe Door That Fears You