Jeff Mach Writes

April 2, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Some words of wisdom from Xarbinoth, Barbarian Lord of Shadow.

Xarbinoth has been a guest poster for over…um…one time so far, and counting. “Never send…

March 31, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Things I promise not to invite me over to your place with your boyfriend. (a)…

March 30, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

If Steampunk has Chap-Hop, can’t Villainpunk have Absinthe Country? Of course it can. ___ Just…

March 25, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Everyone dies from a broken heart; everyone. Everyone. What makes it worse (does it get…

March 20, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Do you remember when things were good, the world was simple, and life was easy?…

March 10, 2021 / dystopia

Winston rubbed his presumably-broken toe and moodily contemplated the bottle of something-like-bourbon which sprawled in…

March 6, 2021 / dark lord

The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one…

March 6, 2021 / alternative history

“Would you kindly hand me a large hunk of meat which has been, for no…

March 2, 2021 / recipe

Recommendation: Serve this in a tea-cup and saucer, and nobody’ll know it’s not altogether…

February 28, 2021 / Apocalypse

Author’s note: While we do not necessarily live in an age of politeness, and while…