Jeff Mach Writes

March 9, 2022 / alternative history

Some Fake Necronomicons

We’re all familiar with the prevalence of fake Necronomicons. Indeed, if anything, it’s quite rare…

March 5, 2022 / dragons

Once upon a time, none of the humans survived, and all of the Dragons lived…

March 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

So, for the record, this is what happens when enough people tell me to go…

February 20, 2022 / fairytale

Once upon a time there was a beautiful fairy princess who was eaten by bears.…

February 13, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Had a wife and couldn’t keep her Along came a spider,…

February 9, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mother Sarah tossed restlessly in her grave, and for the 2,873rd time, regretted a significant and…

February 6, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

The great dark Runesword cried out, once again, screaming, without words, in the language of…

February 5, 2022 / Dark Lord Journal

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

February 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

At some point, I decided to name my infrequent collections of barely-acceptable fantasy poetry “Dungeon…

January 30, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

(Yes, it’s one of our recipes.) “I will NOT serve…breakfast. I won’t be up…