Jeff Mach Writes

May 1, 2024 / Golem

Pickup Lines For Golems – aka “Romancing The Stone Golem”

Did I stay up late one night thinking of pickup lines for Stone Golems? ….maybe.…

April 30, 2024 / dark lord

10. ONCE there were some Elves who were very friendly to everyone who deserved it.…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

When I started playing Dungeons & Dragons, I thought there was no need to make…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Bugbears have many positive traits For example, they’re not giant slugs. They’ll infrequently make it…

April 28, 2024 / Fantasy Poetry

From the AD&D 2nd Edition Fandom Wiki: “A colossus is an automaton, artificially created and…

April 27, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Animated furniture is most assuredly de rigueur for the home of any Necromancer who knows…

April 27, 2024 / Disclaimer

Management is not responsible for ill-considered budget cuts to Reality; Absurdity; Puck; the Third Wave;…

April 26, 2024 / (unginged)

Sayings of the Aerie of the Short-Tailed Griffins: “Fly free as the East Wind. Or,…

April 24, 2024 / Hobbits

“What I’m trying to point out,” said Maelstrom, “is that you could at least wear…

April 23, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, there was a Storyteller who ran out of everything. Well, not…