Gary said, “Make an owlbear!”
Robert said: “Silly!”
Gary:” Don’t care!”
TheOwlbear is prehistoric
If your knowledge of history is meteoric
(ally bad) (orif your prehistory)
Makes no sense to anybody.
They’re tall. They’re furry. They have…beaks?
Their evolutionary history leaks.
Of all the monsters TSR invented
There are fewer Zoologists more resented.
I’ll write more about why they need to do kegels.
But first, I’m leaving to go get bagels.
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Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.