If you want it to move, then you must move it; that is the invariant… Read the postNothing Moves Unless
Where would Villainpunks be without sumptuous meals upon which to dine in celebration of the… Read the postIntroduction To “The Villainpunk’s Cookbook”
Once, there was a small Death Star. Perhaps it wasn’t small compared to a Tie… Read the postThe Little Death Star That Could Explode
In strange and ugly parts of my mind, not even dark corners but pieces which… Read the postThe Witch-Hunter’s Regret
Tonight’s little bit of doggerel is dedicated to the Mad Scientists of the world: Famous… Read the postThe Making Machine
(This is a standalone piece of my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) The Dark Lord… Read the postChosen For Madness
This recipe will serve….it will serve, let’s just put it that way. Ribs. A… Read the postAbsolutely Not A Recipe For Cooking The Ribs Of Sentient Bipedal Earthlings
I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.… Read the postOn Fighting Dragons
Krampus and Kringle, two peas in a pod One spares the child, one spoils the… Read the postPresent Arms
On Drinking With Dwarves Did you ever have that one friend who, after a couple… Read the postSome Fantasy Drinking Etiquette