Category: Jeff’s Writing

January 7, 2021 / I assert reality

Imaginary Places Where I Don’t Belong

I tried to visit Never-Never Land, But they never let me in, Even when I…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 3, 2021 / I assert reality

(This essay was not secretly written in Pirate-speak!) “Did you know that there is a…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty from The Villainpunk Cookbook. We sometimes note a certain confusion over…

December 31, 2020 / alternative history

I quite forgot running this little piece. I even forgot writing it. Is there a…

December 31, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

In the back of my laboratory, Safely locked, Is where the things I oughtn’t do…

December 29, 2020 / dark lord

About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,…

December 27, 2020 / Curses

“It’s like this,” Bud said. “From the literature, many people would have the best outcomes…

December 26, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

One of the problems of creating an imaginary culture is that people wonder what the…

December 22, 2020 / Apocalypse

Solstice comes; the Fall is broken, shattered, torn apart by icicle-teeth. This place, long dying,…