Once you’ve kissed a Megaladon, You’re not likely to be moving on; They lack lips,… Read the postMore Little Poems
The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven… Read the postThree Dwarven Poems
I must inform you, with watery regrets: Aboleth make terrible pets. And they’re sure… Read the postAboleth
Awakened Shrub The Awakened Shrub, the Manual states Is a Shrub that some crazed Wizard… Read the postAbominable Yeti & Friends
We Villainpunks, we did it all. We’re the reason your favorite show was cancelled. No,… Read the postWe Villainpunks
Azathoth spans the Universe; Azathoth is the Universe; there is no Universe, but there is… Read the postAzathoth Redux
I felt a bit like a rube or a townie The first time someone told… Read the postBrownie (Dungeons and Dragons Monster, Not The Food)
Once upon a time, there lived a fairytale kingdom run by gigantic Dragons. The Dragons… Read the postDragons of (Relative) Eden
(This spell should be spoken or chanted over a blazing fire. A real one would… Read the postA Counterspell Against Ignorance
You ought to meet the Chaos Beast; Of predictable monsters, this one’s the least. Your… Read the postThe Chaos Beast