Dwarven pickup lines? Do you have ANY idea how many Dwarven bars we had to… Read the postPickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge
I’ve refused to be anybody’d pawn I’ve written my own Necronomicon Invisible demons, I’d rather… Read the postThe AI Necronomicon
There’s a goblin in the closet There is a goblin on your arm. There’s a… Read the postgoblins goblins goblins goblins goblins
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A Note From Jeff Mach: These are a bunch of highly ridiculous little science fiction… Read the postRidiculous Little Fantasy and Science Fiction Poems
“I really am terribly sorry about this,” said the Senior Dryad, Noma. Dwarves are not… Read the postThe Dwarvish Ambassador and the Dryads of Pan
They might be mean They might be faulty Those damn Elves Might be downright salty.… Read the postElves Are Shiny
The good news is, Sam was neither roasted nor eaten, AND the remaining talking pigs… Read the postThe Dwarven Ambassador Fails With Dragons
Once upon a time there was a fairytale which hid under the covers, trying to… Read the postThe Lazy Fairytale And Its Results
I. Dwarven battle philosophy in Sam’s era looks something like this: We live in caves.… Read the postOn Dwarven Combat & Governance