Category: poems

June 15, 2024 / Elves

Three Dwarven Poems

The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven…

June 14, 2024 / Bestiary

I must inform you, with watery regrets: Aboleth make terrible pets. And they’re sure…

June 12, 2024 / Bestiary

Awakened Shrub The Awakened Shrub, the Manual states Is a Shrub that some crazed Wizard…

June 9, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Azathoth spans the Universe; Azathoth is the Universe; there is no Universe, but there is…

June 8, 2024 / Bestiary

I felt a bit like a rube or a townie The first time someone told…

May 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Of all the beasts which, if they’re lost, please don’t put out a tracer Approximately…

May 17, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

…but the Sphynx commissioned herself. The Sphynx is older than the Pyramids. Will we ever…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Bugbears have many positive traits For example, they’re not giant slugs. They’ll infrequently make it…

April 28, 2024 / Fantasy Poetry

From the AD&D 2nd Edition Fandom Wiki: “A colossus is an automaton, artificially created and…

April 18, 2024 / cryptid

Then there was that day when the UFOlogists Met in the same place and time…