Category: poems

December 3, 2025 / Bards

The Very Grumpy Dragon & The Tales of Bards

I am a Dragon. I deserve respect. Not Dragonsbane and knights. It’s true that by…

November 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

With the Green Man, never gamble Lest you want a mind of bramble. Forests can…

November 9, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Gary said, “Make an owlbear!” Robert said: “Silly!” Gary:” Don’t care!” TheOwlbear is prehistoric If…

October 8, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Kobolds are spookier than you think. I was going to write more, but I forgot…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

September 26, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Three Poems There are Gremlins in the Mail Room And that would be disturbing; It’s…

September 21, 2025 / I assert reality

You seem to have worried. Please, friend, refrain. You don’t have to wash your brain.…

August 29, 2025 / holidays

If Halloween were every day, And everyday a night; If the Moon held ever sway,…

March 1, 2025 / poems

For all the stories yet untold, Of silver, gems, or stolen gold, The one with…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…