Category: pickup lines for fantasy and science fiction creatures

February 22, 2026 / fantasy

Tiki Bar Drow Pickup Lines.

It’s the most over-the-top Tiki bar in the Underdark. Black-lava walls dripping with neon-pink and…

February 15, 2026 / Golem

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January 2, 2026 / dwarf humor

Dwarven pickup lines? Do you have ANY idea how many Dwarven bars we had to…

December 9, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

All right, fine, HAVE SOME ELF PICKUP LINES. As usual, no AI, all discredit goes…

November 29, 2024 / Hobbits

Pickup Lines For Hobbits? Sure. They have to venture out of their Hobbit-Holes SOMETIMES…well, they…

November 20, 2024 / Dwarven

Pickup lines for Dwarves? Aye! Dwarves are, depending on thy reckoning, either some of the…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

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May 7, 2024 / dark lord

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

May 1, 2024 / Golem

Did I stay up late one night thinking of pickup lines for Stone Golems? ….maybe.…