Category: Hobbits

December 17, 2025 / dark lord

A Dark Lord’s Guide To Excellent Relations Between The Various Magical Species

It goes without saying that, though We have been exiled to this hellish and unspeakable…

November 29, 2024 / Hobbits

Pickup Lines For Hobbits? Sure. They have to venture out of their Hobbit-Holes SOMETIMES…well, they…

April 24, 2024 / Hobbits

“What I’m trying to point out,” said Maelstrom, “is that you could at least wear…

March 5, 2022 / dragons

Once upon a time, none of the humans survived, and all of the Dragons lived…

January 5, 2020 / dark lord

And now, behold: That which was Mine is Mine again, and my Armies have decimated…

December 3, 2019 / dark lord

Plausible Deniability (An Apology For Non-Accountability in Fantasy Poetry) There’s something about us fantasy writers…

December 1, 2019 / dark lord

So! That was an adventure. And it was, as our sages foretold, horrible. Death at…