Category: Dungeons & Dragons

March 11, 2026 / alcohol

Baldur’s Gate Pickup Lines (We’re Not Sorry)

“Why is it, when they speak of the history of the City of Blood, no-one…

March 5, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Ankhegs Good things to say about ankhegs: They have fairly lank legs They’re flexible…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

January 10, 2026 / Bestiary

Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh…

December 8, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

“That’s a chest of gold!” the Thief, she said, With eyes of treasure-lust. “A moment,…

December 4, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

In Dungeons dark and dangerous, Living by the sword, Sometimes, seeking treasure DEATH is your…

November 9, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Gary said, “Make an owlbear!” Robert said: “Silly!” Gary:” Don’t care!” TheOwlbear is prehistoric If…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

April 13, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Shambling Mound The happiest moments I have found Were being engulfed by a Shambling Mound.…

December 26, 2024 / Dungeons & Dragons

To my Doggerel, i bid you welcome: May it be as little fun to read…