Category: dungeondoggerel

April 8, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Doggerel?

Once there was a towered Witch Who flipped a strange Germanic switch Moving from the…

March 5, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Ankhegs Good things to say about ankhegs: They have fairly lank legs They’re flexible…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

January 27, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

If you ever consider a Roc Might be a sort-of convenient dock; That the right…

January 10, 2026 / Bestiary

Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh…

December 8, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

“That’s a chest of gold!” the Thief, she said, With eyes of treasure-lust. “A moment,…

December 5, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

April 15, 2024 / dungeondoggerel

Abominable Yeti The Yeti’s career Is full of pauses They spend three months of the…