Category: dark lord

April 30, 2024 / dark lord

An Elven Fairy Tale

10. ONCE there were some Elves who were very friendly to everyone who deserved it.…

April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

March 20, 2024 / dark lord

Of all the skills I’ve taught myself, “How to tenderize an Elf” has proven useful,…

November 25, 2023 / dark lord

A Toast of the Priests of Llolth “We wish each and every one of you…

July 29, 2022 / alternative history

“You claim that Hyde is a beast; but all men are both angel and animal.”…

May 27, 2022 / dark lord

There are no Ghosts within the walls; There are no Ghouls without the halls. There…

September 5, 2021 / dark lord

I was recently asked how I managed to be so prolific. And at times I’ve…

August 15, 2021 / dark lord

-When everything’s made to be broken, open a china shop and charge people a thousand…

August 10, 2021 / dark lord

And the Troll of the Bridge asks, “Do I not deserve your coin? You say…

June 23, 2021 / alternative history

As always, as has been our tradition for thousands of years, we welcome you with…