As I am an ancient creature from the Before Times, I had my first marketing…
Author: Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
L – Llamas rhyme beautifully with “pyjamas”. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with “pyjamas”. M – Megaladons…
The Mesmerist would be captivating, even without the swingety-swinging watch, or the rhythm, steadily floating…